ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
either way he was missing a nipple.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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