i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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