just survived the first fart of the relationship.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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