The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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