It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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