I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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