The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There's always time for handjobs
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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