Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"