We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.