Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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