Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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