Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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