He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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