I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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