so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
