Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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