can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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