Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
