so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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