So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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