just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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