i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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