Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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