who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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