It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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