super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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