used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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