Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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