That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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