Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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