I CAN MOONWALK!
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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