I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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