Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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