he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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