She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
birth control should be required to get into college
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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