Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
