Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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