You really coming over, don't trick.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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