return my video game
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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