I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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