Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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