omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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