Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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