oh god the rape fog is back!
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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