Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
birth control should be required to get into college
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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