Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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