my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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