Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
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Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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