I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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