Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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