saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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