Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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