So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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