Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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