found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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