I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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