Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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